The Viking Diaries

Honed Viking Stories - The Festival

Honed Viking attends a "themed" festival in Cheltenham.

Horned Viking Stories - The Princess and the Pea Pt2

Part two of the Hans Christian Anderson story (for grown ups).
In this part find out what happens when Petunia and Percy return to the kingdom after vanquishing Esmerelda..or so they thought.

Horned Viking Stories - The Princess and the Pea Pt1

A retelling of the Princess and the Pea, but with an adult twist. In the episode you will learn that Danish author Hans Christian Anderson may have had a sister,  who may (or most likely not) have been the inspiration for one of his tales.
 

Horned Viking Stories - A curly tail

A retelling of the three little pigs from an adult perspective 

Episode 6 - The Book Tour

Horned Viking is in Amsterdam and  finds himself with a small and rather uncomfortable problem. Can the Help Desk come to his rescue? 

Episode 5 – The Beta Tester

Horned Viking is in trouble. He has been selected as a beta tester for the Adik-E Adult toy.. What could possible go wrong?

Episode 4 – The Zoo

Horned Viking is in trouble again, but not as much trouble as Professor Thomas 

Episode 3 - ”Stag Night Goes Wrong”

Horned Viking lands himself in another potentially embarrassing situation. Can the Help desk provide the help he needs before the wedding is cancelled, for his sake and to save his embarrassment we hope so.Not suitable for minors, some mild language and adult themes. 

Episode 2 - “The Book Reading”

Horned Viking lands himself in another impossible situation when he is asked to narrate his new children's book for a local charitable event at the Hospital. 
Can the Help desk provide the help he needs before anyone notices, for his sake and to save his embarrassment we hope so.
 
Not suitable for minors, some mild language and adult themes.   

Episode 1 - ”The Actor”

You, dear listener, are overhearing one side of a telephone conversation between, our the customer and the helpdesk of a fictitious company that just happens to make interactive adult toys.One of the "special" services they provide is a 24hr Emergency help line which, their advertising describes as “With one press if the panic button we provide relief for any personal, issue, trouble or concern you maybe experiencing. All for a modest additional monthly premium my dear".