Episode 1 - ”The Actor”

You, dear listener, are overhearing one side of a telephone conversation between, our the customer and the helpdesk of a fictitious company that just happens to make interactive adult toys.
One of the "special" services they provide is a 24hr Emergency help line which, their advertising describes as “With one press if the panic button we provide relief for any personal, issue, trouble or concern you maybe experiencing. All for a modest additional monthly premium my dear".